Mitt Romney Plot
05/14/16 - GodVoter.org warns
against Mitt Romney's plot
Mitt Romney, the twice-failed
presidential candidate and high priest of a
Satanic cult whose
Jesus is Satan's brother,
is attempting to steal the 2016 Republican nomination.
A liberal who once ran for the U.S. Senate to the left of Edward Kennedy,
Mitt Romney is now
portraying
himself as the elder conservative statesman. He is
feigning outrage at the impending Republican nomination of
Donald Trump
and calling for a more conservative candidate, either as the 2016
Republican nominee at a brokered convention or as a third party candidate. His highly publicized,
awkwardly broad search for said candidate is designed to fail, at which point
Mitt Romney is
expected to offer up himself as the reluctant candidate, bemoaning the absence
of a willing alternative.
GodVoter.org calls on
Mitt Romney to
repent of his delusion of becoming president and Satanic blasphemy of becoming God (see
Mormon cult).